In a morning conversation:
JWH "Mama, did you know that James really is Daddy's son?"
Mama "Umh, yes son, but why do you say that?"
JWH "Well last night he looked at our pile of clothes in the floor and said..."
JAH "What the heck are all these clothes..."
JWH "JAMES DON'T SAY THAT!!!!"
JAH "Oh, why - is it gettin' up your tail hole?"!!!!